Hey hipsters, man up already and accept your label
How many times do you have to hear someone who is dressed hip say “I’m not a hipster. I don’t dress like one. Hipsters do ______________ but I do ________________.” Some examples may include: Hipsters...
View ArticleSkinny jeans for childrens? For babies?
I love my skinny jeans. I love how it feels on my white pasty thighs. I love how my legs can stretch super far and run super fast. And that I am a slender, scrawny male hipster. It’s pretty gawd damn...
View ArticleNorth Korea is the new hip place to live
All this time I’ve been packing for Israel, but maybe I’ve made a huge mistake. Should I instead be traveling to North Korea? Skinny jeans, adult films and human excrement were among some of the most...
View ArticleSave the Album!
We hipsters are a fickle bunch, demanding the latest high-tech, Apple gadgetry while extolling vinyl albums. Our hatred of all things old but not cool enough to be chic is having a significant effect...
View ArticleI’ll say it again….skinny jeans are not for the weak hearted
Look. I’ve heard all the insults. “Are those your sister’s jeans?” “Do you shop at baby gap?” “Did you pick up dudes in those pants?” “Have you lost feeling in your legs before?” So I get this video....
View ArticleLevi’s uber skinny jeans
I own a pair of these from Am Appy. Not much room for a penis, but no biggie (double entendre?). Not sure why Buzzfeed had to post this in a mocking manner. $70 says that everyone at Buzzfeed owns 4...
View ArticleInformative news story…
…or anti hipster propoganda? you decide. Man credits failed alligator attack to his baggy pants. Implies that had he been wearing skinny jeans, he would have been badly injured. I’m telling you now,...
View ArticleAfter School Special on the dangers of skinny jeans
We all love skinny jeans. Atleast, if you just read that last statement, odds are that you do. And sometimes, when my parole officer forces me to, I do some community service. Posting this video...
View ArticleTight pants are not good for your balls
If you’re an avid Simpsons / Seinfeld / King of the Hill fan, you have seen an episode where tighty whities are blasted for lowering sperm count. We have been told countless times that restricting...
View ArticleSome Rabbis now ban skinny jeans
This is the closest the world has come to a Haredi Jew in skinny jeans. Skinny Jeans are officially hawt hawt hawt hawt! The Rabbis have decided to ban skinny jeans, or as they call them by their...
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